Why were you the first call I had upon entering the pharmacy this morning?

Why would I lie to you? Do you think I enjoy talking to you so much that I want you to keep calling me?

Of course the nurse told you that she called in the prescription, she wanted to get you off the phone.

When I told you that it had not been called in, why did you have to get all sassy and tell me to look a little harder?

When you called back 2 minutes later, I had to hang up on our voicemail to answer your call. Why did you then tell me that you know the nurse called it in earlier, because she said she did?

Why when I put you on hold (to check the aforementioned voicemail) did you act like an ass when I told you that the nurse had just left the message?

The nurse forgot to call it in, give her a break. You were not the only person she had to take care of on a Friday. I was not lying to you, she really did just leave the message. Probably while you were bitching at me the second I walked in the door. Would you like the intern to check the time stamp?

Finally, If this prescription was so freaking important, why did you not pick it up until 7pm????????