Okay, we get it, you have an iPhone! Congratulations, now back the fuck away from my counter while I fill your prescriptions.
Don’t get me wrong, I think that the iPhone is great. I might even get one next year if the google phone fails to excite me. Seriously though, just get over yourself. I am so tired of seeing you sweeping your finger across the screen. You are so giddy looking up nonsense just so people can see that you have an iPhone.
The longer you stand there blocking my counter, the slower I am going to move. Yes it’s petty, but it’s all I have.
I do have to admit Mr. iPhone user, I like you much more than multi-tasking business mommy. At least you are just gazing at your phone, she’s another story entirely.
