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Complaint of the moment

On my way to atrophy

Posted on February 10, 2010 by SP

I’ve got kidney stones. Again. I started having pain on Wednesday but couldn’t really attribute it to anything. It wasn’t terrible, so I figured it would go away. Friday I passed a small kidney stone. I haven’t done much of … Continue reading →

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Q: What happened when Lassie’s pup ate a slice of honeydew?

Posted on December 3, 2009 by SP

A: She became a “melon-collie” baby. This was the joke on my honeydew-hibiscus Hint water the other day and seems fitting. I’ve been melancholy for the past few weeks. I think it’s all just kind of hitting me. Last year … Continue reading →

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Again?

Posted on September 1, 2009 by SP

Dear Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, We get it. You’re fertile. Enough already. Sincerely, Season (still TTC #1)

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FML poop edition

Posted on August 27, 2009 by SP

I woke up at 6:45 to the smell of poop, and realized with the smell that strong it had to be a big one. I figured Zoë had another accident but no… There was regular poop then there was a … Continue reading →

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Almost over!

Posted on May 4, 2009 by SP

I went today and picked up my cap & gown. Did you know that you ahve to buy them and keep them? WTF am I going to do with this thing? It’s too bad Kristan is so much shorter than … Continue reading →

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My crowning glory…or not

Posted on April 18, 2009 by SP

Why is it that when you find a hair dresser that you really like they always move? The girl I go to was at Beautique which is right in the village and easy to get to. Then she moved to … Continue reading →

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Not good

Posted on April 10, 2009 by SP

Yes, yes, I know I always stress myself out before an exam, but this time I have real reason to stress. Last semester I was taking a very interesting class called Modern France. It was French history from the Franco-Prussian … Continue reading →

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Partie de la pitié pour moi

Posted on April 8, 2009 by SP

I haven’t been blogging about baby stuff because there isn’t really a point. We’re still trying, but nothing yet. I pee on sticks for 10 days every cycle. Then I start peeing on sticks at the end of every cycle … Continue reading →

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adventures in passive aggressiveness

Posted on November 13, 2007 by SP

I went to Whole Foods after class today to pick up some lunch/dinner. (Husbear is in Russia, so no one is here to feed me & I cannot cook) This jerk had parked so poorly that his big-ass truck was … Continue reading →

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