Category Archives: things I wish I could say

I have an excellent filter. When it’s working…

Again?

Dear Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, We get it. You’re fertile. Enough already. Sincerely, Season (still TTC #1) Advertisements

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adventures in passive aggressiveness

I went to Whole Foods after class today to pick up some lunch/dinner. (Husbear is in Russia, so no one is here to feed me & I cannot cook) This jerk had parked so poorly that his big-ass truck was … Continue reading

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iPhone users

Okay, we get it, you have an iPhone! Congratulations, now back the fuck away from my counter while I fill your prescriptions. Don’t get me wrong, I think that the iPhone is great. I might even get one next year … Continue reading

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Dear obnoxious, self-important parent,

Why were you the first call I had upon entering the pharmacy this morning? Why would I lie to you? Do you think I enjoy talking to you so much that I want you to keep calling me? Of course … Continue reading

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