Category Archives: things I wish I could say

I have an excellent filter. When it’s working…

Again?

Posted on September 1, 2009 by SP

Dear Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, We get it. You’re fertile. Enough already. Sincerely, Season (still TTC #1)

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adventures in passive aggressiveness

Posted on November 13, 2007 by SP

I went to Whole Foods after class today to pick up some lunch/dinner. (Husbear is in Russia, so no one is here to feed me & I cannot cook) This jerk had parked so poorly that his big-ass truck was … Continue reading →

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iPhone users

Posted on November 10, 2007 by SP

Okay, we get it, you have an iPhone! Congratulations, now back the fuck away from my counter while I fill your prescriptions. Don’t get me wrong, I think that the iPhone is great. I might even get one next year … Continue reading →

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Dear obnoxious, self-important parent,

Posted on November 10, 2007 by SP

Why were you the first call I had upon entering the pharmacy this morning? Why would I lie to you? Do you think I enjoy talking to you so much that I want you to keep calling me? Of course … Continue reading →

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