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About SP

Recovering pharmacy technician, History BA, wife to a workaholic, mommy to one pup and two boys, epileptic, vegetarian. I've got a mouth like a sailor & find myself becoming more cynical & more liberal all the time.

Q: What happened when Lassie’s pup ate a slice of honeydew?

Posted on December 3, 2009 by SP

A: She became a “melon-collie” baby. This was the joke on my honeydew-hibiscus Hint water the other day and seems fitting. I’ve been melancholy for the past few weeks. I think it’s all just kind of hitting me. Last year … Continue reading →

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Yikes

Posted on September 24, 2009 by SP

We leave for Paris in less than 28.5 hours! I’m really excited, but have a lot to do today. On the list: Pick up prescriptions from Target Type up puppy/house care instructions for your wonderful friends/puppy sitters Go to our … Continue reading →

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Leaving on a jet plane

Posted on September 15, 2009 by SP

The rest of this year is going to be a lot of fun. We’ve got a trip to Europe (4 countries in 17 days!), then a trip to Japan, and finally Dan & Tara try to make things kosher with … Continue reading →

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Again?

Posted on September 1, 2009 by SP

Dear Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, We get it. You’re fertile. Enough already. Sincerely, Season (still TTC #1)

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For Aunt Sue

Posted on September 1, 2009 by SP

Here are a few new pictures of Zoë the terrible before and after her haircut. She’s huge! She weighs ~ 25 lbs now! Misha dropped her off for her first groom  a couple of weeks ago. I was sad because … Continue reading →

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Baby updates

Posted on August 27, 2009 by SP

I get to pick her up at 4:00. At first the vet thought she might have had another seizure, but it doesn’t look like that’s the case. He said dogs normally have coliform bacteria in their systems but stress can … Continue reading →

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FML poop edition

Posted on August 27, 2009 by SP

I woke up at 6:45 to the smell of poop, and realized with the smell that strong it had to be a big one. I figured Zoë had another accident but no… There was regular poop then there was a … Continue reading →

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Well, hello there.

Posted on July 21, 2009 by SP

Yeah, it’s been a while. Have you missed me? I’ve missed you. You look lovely. Did you get a new hairstyle? No, wait, it’s your weight! I knew it! Well, you look amazing! Yes, yes, it’s good to be back. … Continue reading →

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Brokedown puppy

Posted on June 12, 2009 by SP

Zoë got spayed yesterday and had to stay overnight. We were able to pick her up at 10am and I have spent the entire day saying things like, “you can’t jump on that! Don’t you realize that you’ve just had … Continue reading →

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A happy memory

Posted on May 29, 2009 by SP

There was a post on my old birth board today that actually made me smile. I don’t know why I go to the July board, but I can’t help it. Today they had a post titled “How did you tell … Continue reading →

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