Yeah, it’s been a while. Have you missed me? I’ve missed you. You look lovely. Did you get a new hairstyle? No, wait, it’s your weight! I knew it! Well, you look amazing! Yes, yes, it’s good to be back.
Wait, never mind, only 6 people read this… although I could come up with a million (really super) excuses for not blogging let’s just move on, shall we?
I will say that I’ve started numerous posts but haven’t completed them. Some were too painful to write and others that I just can’t seem to get around to.
I could write a post about someone dear to me who is going through a divorce and her (thankfully soon-to-be ex) husband is acting like a… wait for it…wait for it…this is going to shock you…like a fucking tool.
I need to write a post about commencement (Did you know that my mom & the boy came down & surprised me?) but there’s so much to write about.
I could do a post about how stupidly hot it gets in our house but that’s changing (hopefully) come tomorrow when we get new insulation & gables fans!!! (Hurrah!)
I could do a post to complain about how my French class @ Rice got canceled & the one @ HCC was such a joke that I dropped it to save myself $400.
I need to do a Zoë update (the girl is already tying her shoes and was thisclose to her first pregnancy scare) and a travel trip post (We’re about to go around the world, yo!)
However, I think today is a good day to get all of the heavy emotional shit out in the open. Perhaps my motivation will come back after that. I’ll actually do the post during the day. I need a stiff drink before I start and 2am is not the right time to start drinking.
*Did you notice how I made everything into separate paragraphs? Doesn’t that make it look bigger? It almost looks like a real post!