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About SP

Recovering pharmacy technician, History BA, wife to a workaholic, mommy to one pup and two boys, epileptic, vegetarian. I've got a mouth like a sailor & find myself becoming more cynical & more liberal all the time.

Hello there, week 28!

Today marks the beginning of the 3rd trimester! We have 12 weeks until Boyshteyn is due! Crap. We have 12 weeks until Boyshteyn is due. We do not have a pediatrician. We do not have his room painted. We do … Continue reading

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Cadillac News article

The Cadillac News did an article on what happened to Cole. It’s okay, but misses some major points. I posted a comment to clear some things up, but the stupid thing formatted as one long paragraph. Here’s a link to … Continue reading

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Letter about Cole

Almost everyone who knows me knows what happened to Brock & Darci’s dog. My mom submitted a letter to her local paper about what happened, but they won’t publish it unless it’s cut down to 300 words. I don’t think … Continue reading

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Boyshteyn’s room

I’m slowly getting things together for Boyshteyn’s room. We can’t really do much until the walls are painted & the flooring replaced, but I at least have some plans now. The furniture was fairly simple. We were pretty sure that … Continue reading

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The state of my uterus, or: Everybody was kung fu fighting

I’m fairly certain that I am currently housing a ninja. This baby seriously likes to kick. Like violently. And often. Misha hasn’t felt him move yet, but he’s seen it. It’s freaky. It’s a little reminiscent of the “chestburster” in … Continue reading

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Must remain calm. Must remember to breathe.

OBDoc: Everything looks good, but let’s get you to 12 weeks, then I’ll give you the all clear. My body: Let’s totally fuck with her head and cause some spotting at 11 weeks 6 days. That would be awesome and … Continue reading

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I’m terrible at being pregnant

I really wanted to be one of those annoyingly perky pregnant women. I said early on that this was going to be a picture perfect pregnancy. I wasn’t going to have morning sickness, I was going to be energetic, I … Continue reading

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A funny thing happened on the way to the Clomid

Almost anyone reading this blog knows that I miscarried in December 2008. Most people reading this blog know that I haven’t been able to get pregnant since then. In January it was officially a year since we started trying again … Continue reading

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Overshare of the day

I just managed to projectile vomit over Zoë* into the bathroom sink. I got mad skillz yo! Separate post about the ultrasound to come later once the nausea is better controlled. *No puppies were harmed in this. By over I … Continue reading

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I will not shop for the baby. I will not shop for the baby. I will not shop for the baby.

I’m only 9 weeks. It’s too early to shop. It’s not too early to look is it? I found this website and I love it so much that I want to buy hundreds of dollars worth of stuff from it. … Continue reading

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