It’s just not going to happen. I will not have hyperemesis again & I’ve decided that I am not going to have any morning sickness what-so-ever. This is going to be a picture perfect pregnancy.

Oh wait. The nausea started the day before I got a positive test. Oh crap, that’s right, I was nauseous a lot yesterday. Whatever. That doesn’t mean I’ll have heartburn. Shit. Damn. Hell. I’ve had heartburn almost all day today.

Okay, I’ve decided from here on out this will be the model pregnancy. Just hand me my Tums first.