My theory of bad things coming in threes might be a bust. I guess I should say they come in a minimum of 3. WTF?
- Maggie almost drowning
- I’ve been twitchy again lately
- We have a bee colony in our house (not catastrophic, but annoying and potentially expensive)
- Hushbear getting food poisoning or a virus in Russia
- Hushbear getting assaulted on the plane
Oh wait, you don’t know about that? Some drunk guy tried to choke him and threatened to piss on him while he was in the air flying back from Russia. They wouldn’t restrain him & didn’t give Hushbear the option of pressing charges. We’ve filed a formal complaint against the airline with the FAA.
So I think we’re at our limit. Seriously. Can I fill out a form? Did the memo not get around?