Seriously, who cares about Michael Phelps smoking from a bong? What does it matter? Did he force you to smoke? Did he blow smoke into your face? What does it matter. Big freaking deal. It could be worse. You can debate the evils of pot, but “gateway” drug or not, who cares. He didn’t kill or harm anyone. Go find real crime to be upset over.

Apparently it’s not just me. Dan Hopper at Best Week Ever is sick of the people clamoring for Phelps to be arrested. He’s got a great imaginary conversation with a police officer for all of those people who think Phelps should be arrested. Read it. It’s good stuff.