Monthly Archives: November 2007
iPhone users
Okay, we get it, you have an iPhone! Congratulations, now back the fuck away from my counter while I fill your prescriptions. Don’t get me wrong, I think that the iPhone is great. I might even get one next year … Continue reading
Dear obnoxious, self-important parent,
Why were you the first call I had upon entering the pharmacy this morning? Why would I lie to you? Do you think I enjoy talking to you so much that I want you to keep calling me? Of course … Continue reading
It was even worse from the front…
This is why you need a really good friend or a full length mirror.
Mayor Outlaw Josey Wales?
Tomorrow is election day, I might be one of the only people going to vote. Well, other than the husbear, but that’s because I am driving his car while mine is in the shop. He has no choice! They are … Continue reading
As it was in the beginning…
I make fun of people with blogs. I ask all the time “Who the fuck cares what you have to say?” …and now I’m starting one. I have recently realized that I have lost my filter, that thing that lets … Continue reading